A wedding is an occasion for joy and celebration. But for the person to give a speech, it may indicate nervousness and anxiety. When you start to imagine the audience of their eyes and ears riveted on you, you start feeling the frustration. But when you are in this initial response, you can find the effort of preparing and delivering speech quite exciting. You might even consider coaching other people to make funny wedding speeches are on the way to yours! So here is what you need to prepare for.
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Internet can be the starting point for preparation. Visit 5-10 seats in the wedding speeches and see some samples. This will start to prepare their own speeches. As could be prepared within a few days span, you can also put his thoughts to paper. This will help you find a good flow of ideas and help in practice. Recite his speech several times, if you will be comfortable with your voice, gesture and attitude. This is a good idea to ask a trusted friend, to listen to the words and give some tips.
Using a funny story or one liner is the best way to kick off his speech. Choose something that is really funny but not offensive. Avoid the use of sexual innuendoes, due only to create excitement. Here are two good-liners - "Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence" and "Man is incomplete until he is married. After it is finished." After that, you can tell the public about some little known facts about the bride or groom, though, make sure that the person to whom you will not be revealing the secret to the mind.
Funny wedding speeches are not only fun, but also about love and joy you feel for a couple. So the end of his speech by expressing the sense of loving.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Get Rich From Funny Videos
People are getting rich, from the film after just a website, where you simply cut and paste to other people in front of their home page! This is as simple as it seems, if you apply the right amount of consistency in learning about the different ways to earn money. To get rich from funny videos to follow these three steps:
1. Find the funniest videos. You will need people to go to the site, and the first thing is to focus on the best vids to cut and paste into your site. You can find several places that are already on their fun video for download or available to cut and paste for free, and you can simply borrow from them or re-direct to them.
2. Network with other video sites like yours. A surefire way to your site is noticed by friends from other video sites. Most of all films, parties mają''przyjaciółmi''punkt on their website. Through these friends in the auto section at a map. People will see that you have confidence in the extension of the video go to the site, and probably will not come and see you on the spot. There are different ways to get on the list of friends, such as video sharing or promoting their website in one way or another.
3. Set up a system of making money. In the motion, which will bring in will lead to greater profits, if the money stream to configure properly. This implies a revenue stream of technology, such as placing small ads on your site. Google ads are generally the most popular. Other money makers include "online products" on your website. These are great to sell products that can be placed on the page and serve as a "partner". You can put the product code and if someone buys it from the site, it is usually 50-75% reduction! There are products that sell like hotcakes there, and only one of them may lead to a ton of dough. Adding a few easily turn your video into a website get-rich scheme. There are other techniques you can use the money to introduce a steady and consistent revenue streams.
1. Find the funniest videos. You will need people to go to the site, and the first thing is to focus on the best vids to cut and paste into your site. You can find several places that are already on their fun video for download or available to cut and paste for free, and you can simply borrow from them or re-direct to them.
2. Network with other video sites like yours. A surefire way to your site is noticed by friends from other video sites. Most of all films, parties mają''przyjaciółmi''punkt on their website. Through these friends in the auto section at a map. People will see that you have confidence in the extension of the video go to the site, and probably will not come and see you on the spot. There are different ways to get on the list of friends, such as video sharing or promoting their website in one way or another.
3. Set up a system of making money. In the motion, which will bring in will lead to greater profits, if the money stream to configure properly. This implies a revenue stream of technology, such as placing small ads on your site. Google ads are generally the most popular. Other money makers include "online products" on your website. These are great to sell products that can be placed on the page and serve as a "partner". You can put the product code and if someone buys it from the site, it is usually 50-75% reduction! There are products that sell like hotcakes there, and only one of them may lead to a ton of dough. Adding a few easily turn your video into a website get-rich scheme. There are other techniques you can use the money to introduce a steady and consistent revenue streams.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Kids Just Wanna Have Fun!
During the recent "schools out session", I was reminded how much the kids crave entertainment. No matter what time of year the "Kids Just Want to Have Fun." And who could blame them? I do not think there are many of us who have longed for the carefree, playful days of our youth. I have four of these carefree fun hungry kids. Keeping them entertained on a tight budget is always a challenge.
I have discovered over the years that more money does not necessarily mean more fun. In fact, some of the simplest, age old activities, seem to feed their fun hungry souls the best. Remember, in the "old days" that is the "very old days." Family gatherings provided a great source of entertainment. It's hard to believe that in today's fast paced, high tech, world that children still enjoy this kind of interaction.
I have found that for some reason, maybe because it validates their own behaviors, kids love to hear stories of when we were young. No, not the kind that remind them of how good they have it today. I'm talking about our childhood antics, the times when we misbehaved, did something wrong, and the consequences.
Most of us have funny moments in our life that just stick with us. Sometimes they were not so funny at the time at least from our prospective, then. My kids love to hear stories of my childhood antics, when I broke the rules, how I felt about it, and what punishment I had to endure because of it. They especially like the punishment part. Some sort of satisfaction knowing that I had to endure the cruelties of punishment also!
Of course it does not sound amusing to talk about times when you got in trouble. But, those memories are funny to us now that we look back at our childhood. Sure we can laugh now ... ... ... We're a lot smarter and see the innocence of our ways.
This is a great way to also remind ourselves that we were once kids also. And not so different than our own kids. With much the same innocence, gullibility, and scheming potential. Ahhhh ... a great tool for reminding us that at least some of the behaviors we frown on in our kids is just the normal age old process of growing up! A very reassuring thought when you're ready to pull your hair out.
In some ways this ritual of reminiscing shows our children that we love them unconditionally. That we understand. Why, because we've been there, done that. And we acted in many ways, and felt in many ways, the same way they do today. Its true that some things never change. I have a shorter list of tales to tell being one of three siblings. My husband on the other hand is one of eleven children, and he can keep them in belly busting laughter for hours, leaving them begging for more. Telling not only his own antics but those of his brothers and sisters.
So, if you ever find everyone sitting around looking bored to the Gills, start up a casual conversation and work in some of your funny moments in life. You'll have them begging for more and more tales. "Tell some more, tell some more!" And the best part ... .. It's Free Entertainment!
With a little research .... What was that ... ... .. research? If you've been to visit http://www.simpledebtfreeliving.com you know this is one of my Pet Peeves ... .. If you do not know what's out there or if you do not know what you're looking for, you're doomed to spend too much of your hard earned money!
There no disputing the fact that an "Informed Consumer = More Savings! "There! I said it again. Boy did that feel good. Well now that I got that off my chest let me share some ideas on this FUN thing.
* Roller skating-went once a week when I was a kid. Loved it! Guess what? My kids love it too! And it's cheap if you do your research. Our local rink has a family night. Get this, $ 1 to get in $ 1 for skates if you need to rent. If you make this a regular outing, invest in the skates. That's one of those birthday or Christmas gifts that will pay you back in the long run. My husband and I do not skate, those days are gone. Although I highly recommend it for a great workout. That means four kids can get in for $ 4. Three hours of fun for $ 4. You can not beat it! I could get us in for even less. . . only $ 2. We have a local grocery store that prints coupons on back of the receipts, one of the most frequent coupons I get .... The local roller skating rink "buy one entrance fee, get one free". I prefer not to use these for family night since my oldest daughter likes to go to the rink on "teen night" The rink socks it to them at $ 6 an entry. They know where the money is! This is a social event that many teens in the area just can not miss! This way she can get in free if she goes with a paying friend. Sometimes, just to be fair, we share the savings with her friends and each of them only has to pay $ 3. This way she does not feel like she's taking advantage of anyone.
* Bowling: this can be a great low cost avenue for FUN if you do not get carried away. Usually you have to pay by the game, per person. So set your limits and have fun. Most lanes have bumper guards now that prevent the little ones from excessive "gutter ball blues" It helps put the fun back in it for the very young children. A great feature. Even for the fumbling adult. Who am I kidding, I love those bumper guards! Most alleys have a discount night. So, try to plan your activities so you can enjoy the benefits of the discounts. Just a Note: Both of the above businesses usually offer birthday party rates as well. If you're not into planning your own party at home (by far the most economical way) then consider checking out the party packages.
* Cookouts and picnics: Cookouts do not have to be for special occasions. We have several wonderful parks in our area that sport wonderful playgrounds and scenic walking or biking trails. So take the boredom out of lunch one Saturday or Sunday afternoon and throw together a cookout or picnic at your local park. My kids just need to get out of the house sometimes. They do not really care where they go, as long as they go somewhere! Parks are a great resource for free fun! The internet is a great resource for finding new, different, and exciting parks in your area. Just do a simple search and you will probably be amazed at the numerous parks within driving distance from your home. So keep it interesting and travel a little bit to get to exciting new places! An extra bonus. . . . You will be making great memories for your kids!:)
* Museums and Historical Landmarks: Do not think you have any near you? Bet Ya 'do! Why even in the far out sticks of nowhere you might be surprised to find a museum within a reasonable distance. I am blessed to live in a highly cultural area between Washington DC and Baltimore. So museums, tourists attractions, and historic landmarks (yes many of them Free) are abundant. But, no matter where you live, do a little research (yes, again) and I'll bet you'll find some interesting attraction or museum convenient to your home. If in a rare case you do not, then plan to visit an area on a weekend trip where you can enjoy these types of historic attractions.
* Family Game Night: - I know that many times after a hard days work we just want to sit, relax, and well, basically, do nothing! But, once you get in a habit of designating one night "Family Game Night" I guarantee you'll look forward to it. This is a great way interact with your kids. It's fun, educational, and provides an opportunity for conversation (Now that's something those teens do not offer up much). Choose games that everyone enjoys and is capable of doing. Games that suit the family's entire age span are always more fun. And, there are many out there. If you have a large family with some large age differences, you can opt to have two game nights so you can include games suited for the younger children that the older ones might get bored with. Of course, always provide the option for older ones to be included. Sometimes, believe it or not, they just enjoy the quality time with parents and siblings. :)
Well, I'm hoping these ideas will keep you busy for now! And remember, it does not have to cost a lot to be a lot of fun!
I have discovered over the years that more money does not necessarily mean more fun. In fact, some of the simplest, age old activities, seem to feed their fun hungry souls the best. Remember, in the "old days" that is the "very old days." Family gatherings provided a great source of entertainment. It's hard to believe that in today's fast paced, high tech, world that children still enjoy this kind of interaction.
I have found that for some reason, maybe because it validates their own behaviors, kids love to hear stories of when we were young. No, not the kind that remind them of how good they have it today. I'm talking about our childhood antics, the times when we misbehaved, did something wrong, and the consequences.
Most of us have funny moments in our life that just stick with us. Sometimes they were not so funny at the time at least from our prospective, then. My kids love to hear stories of my childhood antics, when I broke the rules, how I felt about it, and what punishment I had to endure because of it. They especially like the punishment part. Some sort of satisfaction knowing that I had to endure the cruelties of punishment also!
Of course it does not sound amusing to talk about times when you got in trouble. But, those memories are funny to us now that we look back at our childhood. Sure we can laugh now ... ... ... We're a lot smarter and see the innocence of our ways.
This is a great way to also remind ourselves that we were once kids also. And not so different than our own kids. With much the same innocence, gullibility, and scheming potential. Ahhhh ... a great tool for reminding us that at least some of the behaviors we frown on in our kids is just the normal age old process of growing up! A very reassuring thought when you're ready to pull your hair out.
In some ways this ritual of reminiscing shows our children that we love them unconditionally. That we understand. Why, because we've been there, done that. And we acted in many ways, and felt in many ways, the same way they do today. Its true that some things never change. I have a shorter list of tales to tell being one of three siblings. My husband on the other hand is one of eleven children, and he can keep them in belly busting laughter for hours, leaving them begging for more. Telling not only his own antics but those of his brothers and sisters.
So, if you ever find everyone sitting around looking bored to the Gills, start up a casual conversation and work in some of your funny moments in life. You'll have them begging for more and more tales. "Tell some more, tell some more!" And the best part ... .. It's Free Entertainment!
With a little research .... What was that ... ... .. research? If you've been to visit http://www.simpledebtfreeliving.com you know this is one of my Pet Peeves ... .. If you do not know what's out there or if you do not know what you're looking for, you're doomed to spend too much of your hard earned money!
There no disputing the fact that an "Informed Consumer = More Savings! "There! I said it again. Boy did that feel good. Well now that I got that off my chest let me share some ideas on this FUN thing.
* Roller skating-went once a week when I was a kid. Loved it! Guess what? My kids love it too! And it's cheap if you do your research. Our local rink has a family night. Get this, $ 1 to get in $ 1 for skates if you need to rent. If you make this a regular outing, invest in the skates. That's one of those birthday or Christmas gifts that will pay you back in the long run. My husband and I do not skate, those days are gone. Although I highly recommend it for a great workout. That means four kids can get in for $ 4. Three hours of fun for $ 4. You can not beat it! I could get us in for even less. . . only $ 2. We have a local grocery store that prints coupons on back of the receipts, one of the most frequent coupons I get .... The local roller skating rink "buy one entrance fee, get one free". I prefer not to use these for family night since my oldest daughter likes to go to the rink on "teen night" The rink socks it to them at $ 6 an entry. They know where the money is! This is a social event that many teens in the area just can not miss! This way she can get in free if she goes with a paying friend. Sometimes, just to be fair, we share the savings with her friends and each of them only has to pay $ 3. This way she does not feel like she's taking advantage of anyone.
* Bowling: this can be a great low cost avenue for FUN if you do not get carried away. Usually you have to pay by the game, per person. So set your limits and have fun. Most lanes have bumper guards now that prevent the little ones from excessive "gutter ball blues" It helps put the fun back in it for the very young children. A great feature. Even for the fumbling adult. Who am I kidding, I love those bumper guards! Most alleys have a discount night. So, try to plan your activities so you can enjoy the benefits of the discounts. Just a Note: Both of the above businesses usually offer birthday party rates as well. If you're not into planning your own party at home (by far the most economical way) then consider checking out the party packages.
* Cookouts and picnics: Cookouts do not have to be for special occasions. We have several wonderful parks in our area that sport wonderful playgrounds and scenic walking or biking trails. So take the boredom out of lunch one Saturday or Sunday afternoon and throw together a cookout or picnic at your local park. My kids just need to get out of the house sometimes. They do not really care where they go, as long as they go somewhere! Parks are a great resource for free fun! The internet is a great resource for finding new, different, and exciting parks in your area. Just do a simple search and you will probably be amazed at the numerous parks within driving distance from your home. So keep it interesting and travel a little bit to get to exciting new places! An extra bonus. . . . You will be making great memories for your kids!:)
* Museums and Historical Landmarks: Do not think you have any near you? Bet Ya 'do! Why even in the far out sticks of nowhere you might be surprised to find a museum within a reasonable distance. I am blessed to live in a highly cultural area between Washington DC and Baltimore. So museums, tourists attractions, and historic landmarks (yes many of them Free) are abundant. But, no matter where you live, do a little research (yes, again) and I'll bet you'll find some interesting attraction or museum convenient to your home. If in a rare case you do not, then plan to visit an area on a weekend trip where you can enjoy these types of historic attractions.
* Family Game Night: - I know that many times after a hard days work we just want to sit, relax, and well, basically, do nothing! But, once you get in a habit of designating one night "Family Game Night" I guarantee you'll look forward to it. This is a great way interact with your kids. It's fun, educational, and provides an opportunity for conversation (Now that's something those teens do not offer up much). Choose games that everyone enjoys and is capable of doing. Games that suit the family's entire age span are always more fun. And, there are many out there. If you have a large family with some large age differences, you can opt to have two game nights so you can include games suited for the younger children that the older ones might get bored with. Of course, always provide the option for older ones to be included. Sometimes, believe it or not, they just enjoy the quality time with parents and siblings. :)
Well, I'm hoping these ideas will keep you busy for now! And remember, it does not have to cost a lot to be a lot of fun!
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Funny Wedding Toasts
It is believed that the marriage is to change people lives and that they can be quite stressful for a change. But the submission of a wedding speech can be even more stressful events, especially when it comes to provide the newlywed and guests before the wedding.
To stand and then deliver a speech before the wedding guests can be frustrating experience, if they are not prepared to one. Remember that you can read a memorable wedding toast, being at ease, while remaining confident, humorous, and ready heart.
Save the speech, and the rule of thumb, let it be short and fragile. If it is longer than two pages, it can be boring for the listeners.
It should start with the introduction of who you are and how you are related to the newlywed bride or groom. If you are the best man or maid of honor, to thank the bride and groom and their parents.
Tell an amusing incident involving the bride or the groom, but they must be clean and not embarrassing. Be sure to speak your heart and leave the competition aside. Save big and funny wedding quotes and carefully in the space between speech that is funny.
Thank you all for the wedding including the wedding officiant and wedding reading speech does not mean you have the right to offend anyone. In addition, do not compete in the wedding speech. It will not be appreciated by anyone. Bring back the great and funny moments with the bride or groom, and will certainly appreciated by the audience.
Sometimes, the person delivering the wedding speech will throw a few good one liners to the audience to add the element of fun and humor, and remember, if they are provided can also be very effective. One of the most important, that goes with humor on the wedding speech is that in practice his speech in front of the mirror or a small gathering of your friends before you talk just before a big meeting.
To stand and then deliver a speech before the wedding guests can be frustrating experience, if they are not prepared to one. Remember that you can read a memorable wedding toast, being at ease, while remaining confident, humorous, and ready heart.
Save the speech, and the rule of thumb, let it be short and fragile. If it is longer than two pages, it can be boring for the listeners.
It should start with the introduction of who you are and how you are related to the newlywed bride or groom. If you are the best man or maid of honor, to thank the bride and groom and their parents.
Tell an amusing incident involving the bride or the groom, but they must be clean and not embarrassing. Be sure to speak your heart and leave the competition aside. Save big and funny wedding quotes and carefully in the space between speech that is funny.
Thank you all for the wedding including the wedding officiant and wedding reading speech does not mean you have the right to offend anyone. In addition, do not compete in the wedding speech. It will not be appreciated by anyone. Bring back the great and funny moments with the bride or groom, and will certainly appreciated by the audience.
Sometimes, the person delivering the wedding speech will throw a few good one liners to the audience to add the element of fun and humor, and remember, if they are provided can also be very effective. One of the most important, that goes with humor on the wedding speech is that in practice his speech in front of the mirror or a small gathering of your friends before you talk just before a big meeting.
Finally, proposes a toast by the abolition of the glass and say cheers to the newlywed couple. A funny punch line may be added before proposing a toast, and will descend the real mood of the page. Remember that funny wedding toast will be remembered forever, as well as providing a wonderful speech.
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